The Bitch is Back

I know, I know, I know. where the fuck have you been, Aspasia. you wretched whore. We hate you!
well don't delete me from your favorite places just yet. I have been in the kitchen brewing some fabulous ideas.

A new column to be posted this Friday, I promise! We're going to have some, oh so fabulous guest editors writing for us and sharing their sexiest pearls. dishy Q&A with some of our favorite sexsters and, oh gosh golly is this going to be such big screaming erect, pussy dripping fun. stay tuned and come back on Friday, June 15th, 2007 for more-more-more!

Update

Shalom beautiful babies. don't forget, tomorrow is shabbes and that means a new column is being posted. it's been a year! oy, can you believe it.

I'll be posting the column a little differently. four questions will be answered in separate posts. what will we be covering? this is a doozy, my friends. a reader asks, Aspasia, how can I make homemade cum? The response to that noshy-Q will be posted next week by our first guest editor! A delicious new post-op transsexual diva wants to know about the new titillation she's experiencing. A husband found his wife fucking... the dog and it wasn't their first time. awww. another brave reader is questioning his sexuality. is he gay or is he bi?

Come back tomorrow!

also.... once a week, I will be posting an email for reader responses! the first one will be posted on Saturday, June 15th.