Strippers

My Wife of one year recently surprised me by eating out a stripper at a strip club, she says that was her first time with another woman and won't do it again...I want to know if there is a way to talk her into doing this again.

Dear Lucky Man,

Most men would volunteer a testicle to see his wife perform oral sex on a stripper at a strip club for his viewing pleasure, I understand why you’re interested in re-enacting this amazing woman-on-woman vision.

If that was her first time, she’s pretty brave doing it on such a woman in such an arena. Did she climb on stage and perform for all the audience? Was it behind the curtains?

If so, I would suggest that your wife acted impulsively under the influence of alcohol, or
was just plain ‘showing-off’ in a strip club setting. Perhaps she wanted to prove that she was as horny and sexy as the woman you were watching and did it to prove a point, not because she enjoyed it. Does she approve of you visiting strip clubs?

I think a conversation needs to occur with her before you can have a direction on where to take the conversation.

If she enjoyed it, consider telling her that it turned you on and you’d like to see it again when she’s ready, and ask if you can help her relive that pleasure she had.

One way to approach is to consider doing it privately within your marriage with a third person, not a stripper and not in a strip club. There are loads of online women that would gladly, safely and anonymously be a third party to a secure married couple. Place an ad but above all, be safe.

Maybe your wife harbours secret desires to be a stripper herself? Ask her if she’d ever consider dancing for you one night and but clearly reaffirm that she’s the sexiest woman in your life before you install a shimmery silver pole in your bedroom.

Tell her that it was a major turn on to see her enjoy herself and be in control of what she was doing but most of all, reaffirm that she’s the number one foxy-lady in your life.

Women need to be stimulated in the mind to get their juices flowing. Talk to her.

Write back and let us know what happened honey.

Miss Smack!